Night Goblin

Night Goblin

The Night of the Howling Horrors

Halloween is almost here and once again on the night when the grisly ghouls are abroad, at around twilight, small people will be at our door steps peering at us out of slits in ghastly masks and proffering hopeful begging bags and baskets.

"Trick or Treat!" they shout in menacing tones.

We affect an attitude of abject fear and toss some sickly sweet treats on top of the accumulating nauseating candy piles.

The little goblins and ghosts squeal with laughter at having intimidated us into a donation and having fooled us into not having the least suspicion as to their identity, even if we recognize their voices and they live next door.

Eventually, after repeating the scene over and over they go home with loads and loads of tasty but evil tooth destroying, unhealthful refined sugar.

In many cases much of the booty goes uneaten. Parents have been known to throw some of it out. After all, how much confection can a little stomach take?

Halloween is supposed to be fun and we go along with the charade but what a shame to spoil the annual joyful lark by lacing the merriment with poisons.

Apples and other fruit are good alternatives to candy but not in huge quantities so we can't have everyone tossing in apples. Besides that would tend to make the bags very heavy. Also I am sure some would rot before it could be eaten.

WELL SO WHAT? THEY ARE NOT MY KIDS!

In two or three hours, the yearly circus will be all over for another eleven months.

So why should I care if their health and pretty smiles are compromised? I won't be paying their dental bills!

Is it my fault if they develop diabetes at some future date? Of course not! WHY IN THE WORLD SHOULD I CARE?

So who am I kidding? The undeniable indisputable fact is that I DO care!

So because I have concerns about what goes into the bags of other people's kids I admit that for the last few years I have not pitched in a scrap of candy.

Instead I buy cheap toys such as party favors at the dollar store or wherever I can find them. Actually I keep an eye out and collect them all year. A cheap plastic car or ship or plane will at least provide fun for an hour or so before being discarded and will not damage young bodies or generate hyper activity.

A few crayons or a fancy pencil with a feather on the end might cater to the inner artist residing in every child.

A rubber ball, a whistle, a puzzle or a game will provide amusement without causing cavities.

Dangling Bracelets, necklaces or bejeweled plastic tiaras might stoke the imaginations of potential young performers.

At this point I should make it clear that I am not a hundred percent averse to candy. I have been known to enjoy chocolate occasionally. But l think we do kids no favors by shoveling truckloads of sugar down their throats.

Children come already packaged naturally sweet!

About the Author

Betty Locke writes stories for children.For their entertainment this Halloween visit
http://betty-locke.com
for a free copy of Campfire Tales

logo
320703992216 0 WARHAMMER BITS NIGHT GOBLIN 17x HAND WEAPONS pp 0 bin US $4.99 26d 22h 26m
110880738358 0 Warhammer Orcs Goblins NIGHT GOBLIN NETTERS pp 1 Bid US $3.99 20m
110880739554 0 Warhammer Orcs Goblins NIGHT GOBLIN Fanatics pp 2 Bids US $4.24 23m
110880742709 0 Warhammer Orcs Goblins Night Goblin Shaman pp 1 Bid US $3.99 33m
230790878247 0 Warhammer Fantasy Orcs Goblins Night Goblin Fanatics pp 0 bin US $11.99 1h 14m
251063569635 0 Warhammer Fantasy Orcs Goblins Night Goblin horde pp 15 Bids US $31.00 3h 8m
150819016049 0 Night Goblin Squig Herd 2 USED pp 3 Bids US $7.51 3h 23m
330732710796 0 WARHAMMER NIGHT GOBLIN Regiment Components CITADEL MINIATURES pp 0 Bid US $5.00 3h 44m
200758154838 0 Warhammer 40k fantasy Paint Set with 10 night goblins pp 14 Bids US $19.22 13h 15m
160801934188 0 Orc and goblin army pp 0 bin US $900.00 1d 8h 2m
170845410403 0 Warhammer Orcs and Goblins Night Goblin Netters x2 Metal OOP pp 1 Bid US $4.73 1d 14h 27m
221024640647 0 WARHAMMER FANTASY 40 GOBLINS REGULAR AND NIGHT UNFINISHED BUT COMPLETE pp 0 Bid US $24.99 1d 16h 5m
230793043577 0 6 Warhammer Fantasy Night Goblin Fanatics pp 4 Bids US $5.06 1d 20h 43m
261025866368 0 Warhammer ORCS AND Goblins Night Goblins with spears x 20 pp 3 Bids US $8.69 2d 16h 21m
290712234862 0 Warhammer Fantasy large NIGHT GOBLIN ARMY x 92 figures pp 13 Bids US $47.42 2d 22h 41m
290712237122 0 Warhammer Fantasy 20 x Night Goblin SPIDER RIDERS pp 1 Bid US $7.89 2d 22h 44m
290712240016 0 Warhammer Fantasy Night Goblin SHAMAN ODDGIT metal pp 0 Bid US $7.89 2d 22h 47m
330725524769 0 Citadel Pewter Metal Warhammer Night Goblin Squig Herder Figure With Bagpipes pp 0 bin US $5.99 10d 1h 21m
190681277785 0 warhammer night goblins and spider riders pp 0 bin US $35.00 3d 23h 40m
270980433989 0 Warhammer Night Goblin Squigs Squig Hoppers and Squig Hearder 90s style pp 3 Bids US $3.25 4d 1h 54m
140745382561 0 Games Workshop Night Goblin War Gong 1 Figure pp 0 bin US $4.90 7d 22h 53m
360445859414 0 WARHAMMER BITS NIGHT GOBLIN 17x SHIELDS pp 0 bin US $3.99 4d 17h 10m
330568257922 0 WARHAMMER BITS GOBLIN FANATICS 7x BALLS pp 0 bin US $1.49 26d 22h 24m
221027662469 0 Warhammer Fantasy Lot of Orc and Goblin Miniatures pp 0 Bid US $35.00 4d 19h 49m
230793687245 0 Orcs And Goblins Lot Warhammer Fantasy Nicely Painted Army Lot Grimgor LK pp 0 bin US $200.00 5d 5h 36m
320909922437 0 Orc army pp 0 bin US $450.00 5d 15h 22m
200763264525 0 8 Assorted blister packs Warhammer Fantasy Battle Rare OOP Metal pp 0 Bid US $.99 5d 18h 47m
290715272606 0 Warhammer Fantasy Battle for Skull pass 2 boxes almost pp 1 Bid US $80.00 5d 19h 12m
251059297691 0 Warhammer Orcs Goblins Night Goblin Warboss Shaman Painted 2 Figures pp 0 Bid US $1.56 5d 19h 51m
390420145507 0 Orcs and Goblins Squig Herder Night Goblins Forest Metal Figure GW Warhammer pp 0 Bid US $1.56 5d 20h 54m
310401426069 0 NIGHT GOBLIN PRODDER 3 SQUIGS ORCS 2000 METAL WARHAMMER pp 0 Bid US $4.73 5d 23h 3m
130697996000 0 Huge Orcs Goblin Army 5Kno upgrades 400 models $1700 retail FreeShipn pp 0 bin US $650.00 6d 13m
180884432011 0 Warhammer Orcs Goblins Army pp 0 bin US $375.00 6d 5h 12m
190554219100 0 WFB OG Night Goblin w Spear Single Figure Bits Bitz S pp 0 bin US $1.75 15d 22h 45m
320703991194 0 WARHAMMER BITS GOBLIN FANATICS 3x BODIES pp 0 bin US $8.49 26d 22h 24m
250940375049 0 Warhammer Well Painted Night Goblin Squig Hoppers pp 0 bin US $79.00 3d 15h 11m
150820740004 0 CITADEL PAINTS WARHAMMER 40K 8X POTS OF PAINT pp 0 Bid US $1.56 6d 17h 3m
150820740267 0 WARHAMMER 40K IMPERIAL GUARD CADIAN TROOPERS X10 MINT ON SPRUE pp 1 Bid US $1.56 6d 17h 4m
150820740663 0 WARHAMMER FANTASY BATTLES BITS BOX pp 0 Bid US $1.56 6d 17h 4m
320788418474 0 WARHAMMER BITS NIGHT GOBLIN 3x NETS pp 0 bin US $5.49 13d 2h 55m
250940381161 0 Warhammer Painted Night Goblin Squig Herd 2 pp 0 bin US $74.00 3d 15h 25m
120914660998 0 28mm Night Goblin Spearmen x30 Incl Command Well Painted Plastic GW Warhammer pp 1 Bid US $1.56 6d 19h 54m
120914662282 0 28mm Night Goblins x30 Incl Command Well Painted Plastic GW Warhammer pp 5 Bids US $9.93 6d 20h
120914662639 0 28mm Night Goblins with Bow x20 Incl Command Well Painted Plastic GW Warhammer pp 1 Bid US $1.56 6d 20h 2m
120914667976 0 28mm 3 Night Goblin Fanatics Well Painted Plastic GW Warhammer pp 2 Bids US $1.64 6d 20h 13m
120914669758 0 28mm Night Goblin Shaman with Mushrooms Well Painted Plastic GW Warhammer pp 1 Bid US $1.56 6d 20h 15m
120914669988 0 28mm Night Goblin Shaman with Squig Well Painted Plastic GW Warhammer pp 1 Bid US $1.56 6d 20h 17m
261028621426 0 30 painted Night Goblin archers painted based with textured movement tray b pp 0 Bid US $7.89 6d 21h
380401509186 0 WFB OG Night Goblin Fanatic Single Figure Bits pp 0 bin US $4.95 19d 1h 19m
261025146399 0 Warmaster Orcs Goblins Night Goblin Archers in Blister rw2882 pp 2 Bids US $.89 6d 21h 46m
Powered by phpBay Pro

Leave A Comment...

*